Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Weird~~~

For some weird reason, I have been having dreams EVERY NIGHT for the past week..and why is that weird?..because the dreams are all recurring ones...its either they're all dreams I've had before..or they are new dreams..with settings from old dreams..or CONTINUATIONS of previous dreams..(can u imagine?dreaming a sequel to your dream?)like...next episode to dream no#1..to be aired..TOMORROW NIGHT...and my dreams can be very detailed..its like i can almost touch them..lemme give an example...there was this dream I had about a friend of mine...lets call her A..and there were two guys..lets call them B and C..i dreamt that B and C both liked A..and B was the ruler of a country..B, as an arrogant, puffed up king, gave orders to the WORLD to begin 'Operation Retrieve A'..and I was on A's side,of course and was helping her..oh..I was helping C too...we were on the run, avoiding King B's troops...running through(=.='''')shopping malls, dodging our persistent pursuers..oh..and by the way..the shopping mall that i dreamt of in this dream has appeared many times in my other dreams...like..same place..different story..well..and for some reason..I had a 'special power'..me and C that is...we could jump really, REALLY high..and remain there in the air..weird,i know..so..back to story..we got to the center of the makll, where the ceiling is really high up..and so I jumped, carrying A..who was so scared she couldn scream..and so our pursuers lost us there for a while..i mean, who would expect the people they are chasing to be hovering in the air hundreds of feet above them,right?..it was amazing i tell you,even if it was just a dream..to stand so high above others..to look down over the wide expanse of land...to see it with your own eyes..and of course..without the fear of falling(and dying a not very pretty death)..well..but it was not to last long..because on our way out,,C tripped over his big feet and caused a huge display to topple..and so we were chased...AGAIN..which is obvious..i mean, who wouldn notice if a 50 foot high display goes..'TIMBER'..right?so yeah..we got chased out of the mall..and there we made our escape..since we could jump really high, within a few leaps and bounds, we were away..um well..sounds easy right?..WRONG..they had helicopters chasing after us..was quite difficult to shake off..we had to like..leap to the top of this super high skyscraper..and then jump DOWN..and A fainted from fright...and i know i would have fainted with fright too if i didnt know that i wouldnt die...and so..we took refuge in the underwater country of Moon..and guess who's the ruler of THAT country?...well..King Ernest was reluctant to take in a few runaways at first..but then..i used the one threat that would guarantee us entry..'
'I'll tell mummy if you don't do as I say~''
at which he begged me not to say anything and took us in...and then King B kept sending messages which went along this line
'I. King B hereby request the immediate return and retrieval of Miss A..and as for the criminals C and Caroline, I demand a sentence no less than DEATH.'
and do you know? even in my dream, i cracked up over that one..i was laughing sooo hard.....and unfortunately..that dream didnt end..and it didnt have a sequel either..so I cant tell you what happened after that..but the underwater palace of Moon?it appeared in one of my other dreams..but for a totally different storyline..and a totally different purpose...i think the dream involved us TF ppl underwater..able to breathe..and trying to escape from the evil sharks..which unfortunately had the bodies of sharks..but the heads of our TF teachers,...dont ask me why..i dont normally have the power to control my dreams..and the place we were trying to escape from was the underwater palace of Moon..running..or swimming from the sharks..coz we were all actually living happily in that palace but the sharks broke in...and were trying to take over..and I cant remember clearly..but i think it was a happy ending...and lots of Sharkfin soup...YUMM~ guess what happened to the sharks?[evil grin]

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Gloom

I remember mentioning that I'll blog about my sister's atrocious algebra skills...and so here they are..
blue=the question
red=her wrong answer
If a=2, b=-6 and c=6
a) 6ab -2c
=(6x(2x-6)-2(6)
=(6x-12)-12
=-72-12
=+84(real answer is -84)
when i saw that..
i went: 'O.o....where did the plus sign come from?'
when i saw that
i went: 'O.o.....where did the plus sign come from?'
n she went: 'minus and minus is plus wa..isnt it?'
I went: 'BODOH!~!!!thats for MULTIPLICATION!!'
n she went: 'oh..is it~'
next question
b) 3a + 2bc - c
=3(2) +2(-6x6) -6
=6 +(2x-6) -------->it goes horribly wrong from here onwards
=6 + (-12)+12 -6 ----------->wth is that??
=6 -12 +12 -6
= 0 (real answer -72)
me: 'what happened to the minus six?
her: 'oh!!i forgot it!'
me: 'you @#$%^%*&#!!!..and how did ''2(-6x6)''
       become ''6+(2x-6)''..also..how did that become
      ''6+(-12)+ 12 -6''???'
her: 'two times -6 wa...so get one minus 12 n one plus 12 lu..'
me: '笨--蛋--傻--瓜!!!!where got such thing?!!!!'
next
c) 5x +3(6x +2)-->note that the 'x' over there is different
                            and is not the multiplication sign..its d unknown
5x(+)3 +12
=15x +12(real answer 30x2(cannot do the square here) +28x +6)

me: 'oi...where did that come from'
me: 'oi...where did that come from'
her: 'six times plus two wa..'
me: 'i TOLD you those weren't mutiplication signs!!!!!!'
her: 'REALLY??then...what are they?...OOWWWWW!!'(I just smacked her)if i hadnt smacked her..i would have steam pouring out from my ears...
next
d) 3x(2x+3)
=3x x 2x
=6x square..(like i said..cant find a way to put the square sign..real ans 6xsquare +9x)

me: '...............wheres the 9x...'
me: '...............where's the 9x...'
her: 'ehehehehehehehe......AAAAOOOW!!MUMMIEEE..JIEJIE BULLY ME!!!'
next
e) 6(4 +2a -b)
= 6 x 6a - b -3 +3
=36a - b(real ans 24 +8a -6b)

me: 'WHAT R YOU DOING!!!THIS ISN MATHS!WRONGWRONG WRONG!!'
her: 'I also dont know what im doing wa...'
me: 'WHAT are u doing in class???!!You dun listen is it?!'
her: 'I listen!!that CJ7 wa!!i cannot understand her accent!!dees iz nuumburr sreee(imitating d accent)'
[note: CJ7 is Mrs Caroline Jesudass..=.=..well her accent is a bit funnie]
me: 'oh..that makes sense..BUT!!!!WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE TEXTBOOK AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF??!!'
her: 'im a poor, black sheep...baaa..i dunno how to read.....wait!!wait!!! i was just kidd-....OWWOWWW!!OWOWOWOWOWWW!!!HAAAALP!!!MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!!'
next...with Gladys's cheeks pinched to within an inch of their lives...
f) 3x(2 -x) - 3(6x +3)
=6x -3x -18 +0(real ans -3xsquare -12x -9)

her: 'dont pinch my cheeks again!!i know its wrong!!'
me: 'wrong=PUNISHMENT'
her: 'isnt the 'x' the multiplication sign?why isnt it 3times bracket two minus x and yadda yadda..'
me: '.....DONT YOU KNOW D BODMAS RULE???!!and already got bracket!!what for put an extra multiplication sign for??waste ink and time saja!!'
her: ' wat BODMAS rule?'
me: 'AAARGH!!!MUMMY!!!I DON WAN TO TEACH HER ANYMORE!!!SHES WORSE THAN
       ERNEST!!!!!'

seriously..when i first had to teach ernest..i thought it was bad..i mean...when one has to explain maths problems with apples and the such...and the one you are explaining to STILL doesnt understand...sigh...
so when I had to teach Gladys..I thought it couldnt get any worse..man..was I wrong..it WAS WAY worse..ok..maybe its coz i understand the algebra..and it seems to me like commonsense..i took that into consideration...but its almost the end of the year for crying out loud..and she still didnt know/got wrong the basics..i was almost in tears.....my mom found it funny to hear me yelling the house down in frustration..I didnt find it funny..

anyway..on a happier note...HUIBOOIE CAME ON THURS TO TF!!FINALLY!!!MISSED HER SO MUCH!!hehehe..and she was her typical cutie self...ok..oh yeah..i was the pianist..and the last song was DISASTER..for one..Shi Ning didnt put that song in the list she gave me..so I didnt practise it or knew of its existence until she actually announced irs title as the next song we are singing on singspiration...and i was like..'O.O..what??'..well..Grace was beside me..so she took over..but..the prob is..both of us panicked....in actual reality..i knew the song..but not the title of it..so of course when i heard the song title..i had no idea what it was till they actually sang it..Grace panicked..and as she told me later..she just couldnt remember the chords for the song no matter how hard she tried..and the most frustrating thing was..we actually KNEW the chords to the song..but couldnt recall them..by the time i recalled them..the song was finishing..so embarassing man..played all the wrong chords..and i feel so guilty for dragging Grace into that mess..at least one good thing came out of it..i will never forget that song now...

afterwards we had song practise and one of the lyrics was 明白你心意..Huibooie saw it...and began translating...she said..'明 means 'bright'..白 means 'white'..你 means 'you'..心 means 'heart'..and 意 means 'meaning/mean'..'..and I was like
---> '..=.='''''''..so literally translated..it means bright white your heart means...or..you mean a bright white heart..'and somehow..that sounded so stupid that I started laughing...and it was Huibooie's turn to look at me like this---> '...=.='''''...'actually it means 'to understand your heart/wishes..or something like that...dun remember what does 心意 mean exactly in English again..

so yeah..
they have become chibi-fied by accidents with chemicals..XD
and this is reli cute..if it moves that is..
finally..a very silly pic i found..i think Huibooie will find it extremely lame
my reaction after seeing this..=o='''SO LAAAME!!!!
and a Totoro parody..hehe..huibooie..
recognize the scene in Totoro?
hehehe
well...now Ive forgotten what else I wanna write again...so I'll go sleep now..nights y'all...
oh,..and best friend..if u happen to come in here soon..just wanna say that ur bro and u chatting is so FUNNIE!!!

Monday, September 7, 2009

OH YEAH!!!ITS KIMBO'S BIRTHDAAAY!!!.......and she said it was a boring day when i chatted to her this afternoon..=.=...coz she was very busy~well..dun blame her~its hard to enjoy a birthday when extrememly busy~hehehe...as there are two angry dragons breathing down my neck now(dad and mum),,i shall have to stop here...grumbles..so this will be my shortest post ever since I started..but then its dedicated to Kimkim so nevermind..XD..best friend!!i wish you happiness!!and that we will always be best friends!!coz we both still hav to be each others bridesmaids and go hospital for checkup when old!!or else we will have to face the 'curse'...Shim is the witness..^^..LOVE YOU BEST FRIEND!!!!!
sigh..growing up is horrible..and theres only 20 days left for me....shiver~nights ppl...

p.s...scratch the 'shortest post' comment..its the third shortest...I had a sudden case of amnesia just now..growing old..

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

hmmm...Kim said she got arrested..my first reaction was..'What could she have done to get arrested?"...and i havent asked her yet..but perhaps theres another story behind it.....i hope..its kinda scary if its true..maybe she hit the pervert she told me about and caused permanent injury(you know..at 'that' place...)?so bad till she needed to be arrested even though she had a right to hit him?...ok...im over-imagining things..(knock wood)

Oh..i am SO pissed off right now..I have been trying for two days to get into Pet Society and for two days..I have met with FAILURE...and I have no idea why..i tried everything..I WANT TO BUY THE ROSE PINK FURNITURE AND THE THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL CUPBOARD!!!!because I havent played for two days..thats at least 3000+ coins not earned and therefore WASTED....I cant even get into Restaurant City..
SOBS,...please oh please...let me get into Pet Society!!!sigh..im so tired..but what to do...theres a reason why im tired...i just taught my sister algebra...or i TRIED to teach her algebra..shes so bad at it that its amazing...I was in some kind of despairing awe at the various answers she came up with..ALL of which were wrong..and God knows what kind of logic those answers came from...coz I'll never know...I was nearly in tears...I thought that my brother was hard to teach...I've just found an even worse candidate..i mean..she cant even understand SIMPLE algebra..God forbid that I be the one to teach her add.maths...i'll die an early death..that is, if I dont die from my driving first...hehehe...

Ive officially driven on the road for a total of five times...twice at night and of course..twice in the day..my mom was half-screaming from one of those times...you see..I kinda forgot to slow down when I neared the turning to my home and swerved in with tyres drifting...I was VERY lucky that there was no car about to exit the turning...from then on...I was very careful to stamp on the brakes like..waaay before got near to the simpang...there was once when aunty Tong Ching was driving behind me(coz they have some kinda church thingy)...I saw that she kept a certain distance between our cars...probably becoz a) my mom warned her to on the phone...and b)...she didnt want an accident...
Ammeline was the first non-family member that I drove...plus her sister...and I think she didnt know how lucky she was to get home in one piece..that was my 4th time to drive...and I have zero experience with slopes and narrow roads..which the way to her home had....like a LOT of them...i kept praying..'no scratches..no scratches..oh please...'..and my mom is threatening to not let me drive anymore..coz I keep exceeding 80km/h....I really have to try and slow down..it wouldnt do to have an accident...I DONT WANT AN ACCIDENT...its scary..like..super scary..

i want a Nokia 7310 Supernova..which is my precious phone that died...I want it..I want it..but no money,,plus..I dont think I shud ask my dad to buy me one now...
[official warning...Im entering fangirl mode..which means to some ppl...it will become a) boring..b)makes no sense...you have been warned..but on the bright side..its only for awhile]

well..i have been taking alot of 'Pick 5' thingies on faceook..and there was one that said..
'If I needed bodyguards, I'd hire...'
well..here are the 5 i chose

First...ITACHI(duh..who else would you expect)

X3..in looove..me that is...



and Second..Kanda Yuu

super cute okaaay...and super good with sword..so very good for bodyguard..^^heheh


Third..Noctis Lucis Caelum

he went hundreds on one..and WON...so yeah

Fourth...Cloud Strife

i think he's d best warrior in FF7..so therefore suitable to be bodyguard.. and maybe Joyce will say this one is the best

and Fifth..Squall Leonheart

its not very clear coz its a screenshot..havent got the official ones yet..sigh..so sad..and yes..this one is also a superb warrior..so yeah.. pretty sure Kim will say this one is the best
well..I didnt just go for looks...I mean..IF they were to be my bodyguards..whats d point if they stand there like Greek statues right?they must PROTECT me..and do it successfully..not die in one second against their opponent..it just so happens that the ones that are super fighters are also super cute..hehehe..XP


well...its getting late..and YEAH!!!I FINALLY GOT INTO PET SOCIETIIEEEEE!!!!!!rose pink furniture..HERE I COME!!wait for meeeeeee......about 40 ppl left to visit...then I'll buy the special cupboard tomorrow when I saved till 3000 coins..Im so happie♫ happie♫..lalala..oh..yes..and as a side note..its SEPTEMBER...hehehe..and Kim's birthday is like next monday...and mine's exactly 20 days after that..and so is Shim's..oh..now I managed to get into Restaurant City too...lets hope tomorrow it'll work still...I wonder why Kim's scalp was bleeding..I'll ask her tomorrow then..need to go zzzzz...have to work tomorrow...GRUMBLES(i find that I really like to use this word now)and the time they put for my posts is ALWAYS wrong..next post..I think I'll elaborate on my sister's absolutely cacat skills at algebra..will cry one I tell u..
by the way..I have no idea why there's a large space between the 3rd and 4th paragraph..