Midnight est Veneficus Hora~ Mid Winter Oasis: Gloom

I remember mentioning that I'll blog about my sister's atrocious algebra skills...and so here they are..
blue=the question
red=her wrong answer
If a=2, b=-6 and c=6
a) 6ab -2c
=(6x(2x-6)-2(6)
=(6x-12)-12
=-72-12
=+84(real answer is -84)
when i saw that..
i went: 'O.o....where did the plus sign come from?'
when i saw that
i went: 'O.o.....where did the plus sign come from?'
n she went: 'minus and minus is plus wa..isnt it?'
n I went: 'BODOH!~!!!thats for MULTIPLICATION!!'
n she went: 'oh..is it~'
next question
b) 3a + 2bc - c
=3(2) +2(-6x6) -6
=6 +(2x-6) -------->it goes horribly wrong from here onwards
=6 + (-12)+12 -6 ----------->wth is that??
=6 -12 +12 -6
= 0 (real answer -72)
me: 'what happened to the minus six?
her: 'oh!!i forgot it!'
me: 'you @#$%^%*&#!!!..and how did ''2(-6x6)''
       become ''6+(2x-6)''..also..how did that become
      ''6+(-12)+ 12 -6''???'
her: 'two times -6 wa...so get one minus 12 n one plus 12 lu..'
me: '笨--蛋--傻--瓜!!!!where got such thing?!!!!'
next
c) 5x +3(6x +2)-->note that the 'x' over there is different
                            and is not the multiplication sign..its d unknown
= 5x(+)3 +12
=15x +12(real answer 30x2(cannot do the square here) +28x +6)

me: 'oi...where did that come from'
me: 'oi...where did that come from'
her: 'six times plus two wa..'
me: 'i TOLD you those weren't mutiplication signs!!!!!!'
her: 'REALLY??then...what are they?...OOWWWWW!!'(I just smacked her)if i hadnt smacked her..i would have steam pouring out from my ears...
next
d) 3x(2x+3)
=3x x 2x
=6x square..(like i said..cant find a way to put the square sign..real ans 6xsquare +9x)

me: '...............wheres the 9x...'
me: '...............where's the 9x...'
her: 'ehehehehehehehe......AAAAOOOW!!MUMMIEEE..JIEJIE BULLY ME!!!'
next
e) 6(4 +2a -b)
= 6 x 6a - b -3 +3
=36a - b(real ans 24 +8a -6b)

me: 'WHAT R YOU DOING!!!THIS ISN MATHS!WRONGWRONG WRONG!!'
her: 'I also dont know what im doing wa...'
me: 'WHAT are u doing in class???!!You dun listen is it?!'
her: 'I listen!!that CJ7 wa!!i cannot understand her accent!!dees iz nuumburr sreee(imitating d accent)'
[note: CJ7 is Mrs Caroline Jesudass..=.=..well her accent is a bit funnie]
me: 'oh..that makes sense..BUT!!!!WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE TEXTBOOK AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF??!!'
her: 'im a poor, black sheep...baaa..i dunno how to read.....wait!!wait!!! i was just kidd-....OWWOWWW!!OWOWOWOWOWWW!!!HAAAALP!!!MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!!'
next...with Gladys's cheeks pinched to within an inch of their lives...
f) 3x(2 -x) - 3(6x +3)
=6x -3x -18 +0(real ans -3xsquare -12x -9)

her: 'dont pinch my cheeks again!!i know its wrong!!'
me: 'wrong=PUNISHMENT'
her: 'isnt the 'x' the multiplication sign?why isnt it 3times bracket two minus x and yadda yadda..'
me: '.....DONT YOU KNOW D BODMAS RULE???!!and already got bracket!!what for put an extra multiplication sign for??waste ink and time saja!!'
her: ' wat BODMAS rule?'
me: 'AAARGH!!!MUMMY!!!I DON WAN TO TEACH HER ANYMORE!!!SHES WORSE THAN
       ERNEST!!!!!'

seriously..when i first had to teach ernest..i thought it was bad..i mean...when one has to explain maths problems with apples and the such...and the one you are explaining to STILL doesnt understand...sigh...
so when I had to teach Gladys..I thought it couldnt get any worse..man..was I wrong..it WAS WAY worse..ok..maybe its coz i understand the algebra..and it seems to me like commonsense..i took that into consideration...but its almost the end of the year for crying out loud..and she still didnt know/got wrong the basics..i was almost in tears.....my mom found it funny to hear me yelling the house down in frustration..I didnt find it funny..

anyway..on a happier note...HUIBOOIE CAME ON THURS TO TF!!FINALLY!!!MISSED HER SO MUCH!!hehehe..and she was her typical cutie self...ok..oh yeah..i was the pianist..and the last song was DISASTER..for one..Shi Ning didnt put that song in the list she gave me..so I didnt practise it or knew of its existence until she actually announced irs title as the next song we are singing on singspiration...and i was like..'O.O..what??'..well..Grace was beside me..so she took over..but..the prob is..both of us panicked....in actual reality..i knew the song..but not the title of it..so of course when i heard the song title..i had no idea what it was till they actually sang it..Grace panicked..and as she told me later..she just couldnt remember the chords for the song no matter how hard she tried..and the most frustrating thing was..we actually KNEW the chords to the song..but couldnt recall them..by the time i recalled them..the song was finishing..so embarassing man..played all the wrong chords..and i feel so guilty for dragging Grace into that mess..at least one good thing came out of it..i will never forget that song now...

afterwards we had song practise and one of the lyrics was 明白你心意..Huibooie saw it...and began translating...she said..'明 means 'bright'..白 means 'white'..你 means 'you'..心 means 'heart'..and 意 means 'meaning/mean'..'..and I was like
---> '..=.='''''''..so literally translated..it means bright white your heart means...or..you mean a bright white heart..'and somehow..that sounded so stupid that I started laughing...and it was Huibooie's turn to look at me like this---> '...=.='''''...'actually it means 'to understand your heart/wishes..or something like that...dun remember what does 心意 mean exactly in English again..

so yeah..