I found it bloody amusing....
here it is
i feel like naming it..'How Unfair'
When you take a long time, you are slow
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough
When you don't do it, you're lazy
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human
When you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative
When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded
When your boss does it, he's being firm
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original
When you please your boss, you're apple-polishing
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview
When your boss applies for leave,its because he's overworked,,..
Tadah..and i was half laughing..and half =.=''''' after i finished it
