Dialogue between a human and a non-human(in which I am the human)

I just had a very impossible to describe conversation..shown below


Renwei says:
lalalallala
Midnight is the witching hour says:
lalalalaalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Renwei says:
mee
goreng
Midnight is the witching hour says:
you are SO LAME!!!!
Renwei says:
i eating mee goreng la
Midnight is the witching hour says:
u dun hav to write down like that wa...
like as if its something to say like that
w a
Renwei says:
and i'm eating salami too
salami from aussie
hahahaha
Midnight is the witching hour says:
YUMMY!!!!
i love salami!!!
Renwei says:
shooo
its mine
Midnight is the witching hour says:
im not a dog
no need to shoo
u can share
Renwei says:
woof
woof
Midnight is the witching hour says:
thats u'
sit,boy
roll oer
Renwei says:
commincating to a doggy=p
which means shoo
Midnight is the witching hour says:
oi!!1
i wanna eaaat
Renwei says:
ops....
i just ate the last slice
Midnight is the witching hour says:
u know wat?
i think u were born to bully me
Renwei says:
hmmm maybe
Midnight is the witching hour says:
i am a HUMAN
Renwei says:
OH REALLY?
Midnight is the witching hour says:
and YOU are cruel
OF COZ!!!
if not human then wat?
Renwei says:
its ofcourse
not ofcoz
alien
Midnight is the witching hour says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I SO WANNA SMACK YOU NOW!!1
Renwei says:
alien from another planet
smack that...all on the floor ...smack that...give me somemore
LOL a hiphop song
HAHHA
Midnight is the witching hour says:
argh
u r a MONSTER!!
i am HUMAN
Renwei says:
if me=monster then we shudn't be using english
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thats the monster languange
Midnight is the witching hour says:
u wan to kek me till i die of annoyance is it????
monster
monster
monster
Renwei says:
booga booga booga!
rawrr
Midnight is the witching hour says:
lamelamelamelame
lamelame
lamelame
weirdo
evil
monster
creature
alien
necromancer
orc
mummy
hag
bans
banSHee
werewolf
worm
monster spider
threeheaded dog
giant
cockroach
rat
hamster
guinea pig
zombie
undead
HAH!!!


as u can see..a certain someone is born to annoy me!!!this is an example of our normal conversation!!
Especially this part
Midnight is the witching hour says:
and YOU are cruel
OF COZ!!!
if not human then wat?
Renwei says:
its ofcourse
not ofcoz
alien
ISNT IT LIKE SO ARGGGHH!!!
i feel my hair bristling....
but to be honest..if i think about it..its amusing in a way and serves as a way to stave off boredom..
evil renwei!!