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Today,let me tell you a story..Long,long ago..there was a very jobless person living in the Kingdom of Chempaka-ia..his name was Liverenwei..his mortal enemy was Caroline, who lived in the nearby Kingdom of Beribie...they exchanged insults and pointed discourtesies...i.e..being mean to each other...one day,he discovered the joys of tagging in Facebook..and decided to be wat he loved to be most...jobless~(HAH!!evil renwei)and so..he tagged Caroline(who has done him no wrong...recently that is)who wasnt in the photo...and who wasn't even at wherever that place was...AS A PALM/COCONUT TREE....and Caroline..having observed SUCH a slight to her image..confronted the criminal...


Midnight is the witching hour said:
stupid rw..tag me as tree

who tried to play ignorant and deny the accusation..

Renwei says:
HUH?
wat did i do?

obviously..Caroline knew better than to be fooled by that 'outraged innocence' voice..and elaborated on his crime..

Midnight is the witching hour says:
u tag me as a tree in the beach photo!!!

he tried to bluff his way through

Renwei says:
i did?
O.o

and Caroline didn't fall for it either...

Midnight is the witching hour says:
u DID
dont play innocent

backed into a corner...he still tried to wiggle out of it..

Renwei says:
har?
wui
dun blame me oi

and so he left Caroline with no choice but to present the EVIDENCE...

Midnight is the witching hour says:
itsays..'Renwei Lim tagged a photo of you'..then i click

with the evidence uncovered..the villain had no choice other than to admit his crime..and DID NOT SHOW ANY REMORSE

Renwei says:
dang it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Caroline was very annoyed..and made it known to him..while giving him undeserved advice

Midnight is the witching hour says:
then i see where i am
ten i see a TREE
YOU LIAR!!!!!
see?
u admit!
u better go ask God for forgiveness...trying to play innocent

and like all bad guys..he scoffed at the advice

Renwei says:
LOLOLOLOL

The next day...a sad figure with head covered by black cloth is escorted by HUGE guards to a very ominous place...
and a few minutes later..a black flag is raised..
and the next day a headstone is placed in the newest spot in the cemetery..
'R.I.P...for Liverenwei..who tried to rebel against Caroline..for the LAST TIME'

THE END..X3

Tadah~very nice story isnt it?

yesterday,i,Nana,Nat and Chung were commenting on Nana's note...and the conversation really went weird..it began with Nana asking me what is the difference between the ocean and the sea..

For your information..the conversations below~
red=Caroline(me)
mauve=Nana
green=Nathaniel
no idea wat color this is=Chung
very easy to remember..only four colors

then it went to how we can obtain protein by eating soya beans and tofu..and chung said eating those increases girly hormones and increases chances of curves..then Nathaniel said
'Chung, you do realise that I eat a lot of soya right?'
and Chung replied hastily..
'oopss! i didn't know u eat a lot of soya beans,,i take it all back about the female hormones.. i didn't say it,,hhehehe'

Note:LIAR...YOU SAID IT

somehow the conversation steered to how fertility in men can be reduced..
When Nathaniel was referring to the fertility removing possibilites of tofu and soya..I thought he was talking about soaps and was cheering..
'HAHA!!fertility-removing soaps!!'
and I mentioned that guys should avoid jacuzzis and hot water...

here's an extract of our posts.
Chung:jacuzzis? why jacuzzis? it's jus water,, don't tell me water is bad as well,,,i don't believe that

Nathaniel Ting Han Chien:its the HOT WATER in the jacuzzi.

Caroline Yue:yes exactly..theres a reason why lower temperatures are needed u know///

Nathaniel Ting Han Chien:Best to not go into a jacuzzi if you're a guy.

Caroline Yue:hehehe..now that i think about it..i think amos once stepped in the mini jacuzzi at riverview hotel....HAHA!i shall tease him about infertility then~

Caroline Yue:by the way nat,do they ALL die if u males step into the jacuzzi?

Raihanah Yusof:nah they cant all die new ones shud be produced shuidnt they?. haha we're so sad having a bio discussion on fb xp

Chung:uhhhh...NO! if that happens our nuts will be drained or shrivelled like dried beancurd.

Caroline Yue:actually i find it reli fun..since its the opposite gender that are the victims...i meant that..before the new ones are produced..do the old ones all die of dehydration and heatstroke?

Caroline Yue:HEY CHUNG!!dont compare nuts with dried beancurd!!some of us happen to eat dried beancurd u know!

Chung:i think it just lowers sperm production but doesn't completely stop the sperm factory of its operation

Caroline Yue:tsktsk..factory meltdown

oh..and around this time..we decided that we were going to spam the note till it reaches 100 comments..

Somehow..'Twitter' made its way into the melee..I dont know what's Twitter..at least..not then..
Caroline Yue:wats twitter?..isn that what we call the sound birds make?..i vaguely remember it being some kind of website or application..
yes nana..we are jobless

Nathaniel Ting Han Chien:Twitter is like mini blogging. And yes, we are jobless...
SMJK

Note:That stands for Sad Miserable Jobless Kids

Chung Hong:hello...even the president of USA uses twitter, especially in the grounds of US politics

Raihanah Yusof:its that website by ashton kutcher i think. u just type things in lyk small notes (dubbed tweeting) n people can stalk u

Nathaniel Ting Han Chien:People can already stalk you with blogspot

Caroline Yue:i think i'll pass..stalking is kinda freaky..

Raihanah Yusof:haha nah twitter is worse people tend to tweet all throughout the day even about minor stuff

Nathaniel Ting Han Chien:Really, I thought that they were just too lazy to do a long blog post so they did many small tweets

Chung:even the more reason to tweet, lets tweet till we twoot!

Raihanah Yusof:haha twoot. sounds like a word for farting xp

Caroline Yue:now i know y its called twitter...think of all those noisy birds outside that we ignore...and equate it with the ppl who tweet

I actually wanted to be the one who posted the 100th comment but Nat beat me to it..grumbles..(taking voodoo doll of nat and knocking in nails at vital areas)...
GRUMBLES..

Me and Kim chatted about children's names today..Mine this time..it was a sensible conversation compared to the one about her son...I gave her a list of my names to choose from and she finally decided that my future son should be called Kane...the reason..
ღ kimberly ♫ says:
kane
then i can cane him
T.T....what kind of reason is that??
then she said if cannot cane then she give him candy canes to ruin his teeth....
=.=...NO WAY will i let that happen

eh,the stupid restaurant City not working again..darndarn....GRUMBLES

Hmmm..I seem to recall that I wanted to blog about something today..but for the life of me I cannot remember what it is...oh well..I'll blog about it when and if i remember it..

AH YES!!I REMEMBER!!!BARN BUDDY!!!!....oh...I so love playing it..and to STEAL EVERYBODY'S HARVEST!!!Especially RenWei's and Joyce's...there is a sense of satisfaction in stealing theirs..perhaps coz they also steal mine mercilessly..especially that RenWei..Pumpkins are worth more than tomatoes le!!

HAHA!!waiting for the clock to reach 12 to msg Joyce happy birthday..48 mins to go!!wonder if shes asleep now..