Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A Little Bit of today...

Kim has complained recently that Im ignoring her to play Pet Society, Restaurant City and the such...I cannot,with a clear conscience say I didnt...i was playing Pet Society..but I wasnt ignoring her..I cannot multitask between talking and fishing in Pet Society..or else I'd be wasting my bait..besides..she wasn't exactly replying me either..hehehe..nevermind..forget about that..

Today I was chatting with her..and the topic quickly steered to a certain hottie(whom I have not seen yet..so Im taking her word for it)I think I'll not mention his name first...but yeah..I decided that I liked to give nicknames to people..and it so happened..I thought of Julie biscuits..very common in Brunei..
and so the conversation went like this

Midnight is the witching hour says:
JULIE
? kimberly ? says:
julie is a girl's name
Midnight is the witching hour says:
my nickname for him lu
? kimberly ? says:
eeee
not nice
Midnight is the witching hour says:
i think nice^^
hehe
? kimberly ? says:
no
Midnight is the witching hour says:
easier to type..less saliva wasted...and ppl dunno who im talking abt
? kimberly ? says:
i think a lot of people know who you are talking about if you are here
Midnight is the witching hour says:
no...
julie can be anybody
? kimberly ? says:
AND your name is longer.... everytime i talk about you... have to say your name Ca RO LINE
SEEE
mine also!!
KIM BER LY
Midnight is the witching hour says:
no..u call me bwine
oh wait.
not to other ppl
? kimberly ? says:
whn i talk about you. i don't tell people bwine this bwine that
Midnight is the witching hour says:
aiya
for me
i just go kim.,.kim
? kimberly ? says:
you want me to call you car car aH?
Midnight is the witching hour says:
no
not suit
? kimberly ? says:
then don't bising.. i call you caroline when i talk to people about you
waste my saliva nia
i tell them oh.. you are called car la
Midnight is the witching hour says:
no'
no
no
? kimberly ? says:
then i don't need to say CAROLINE

a typical conversation between us both...and no..I do not want to be known as..'Car..car..'..IT SOUNDS WRONG.

Then the conversation drifted to a different topic..somewhat connected..our future children's names..well..to be precise..HER future children's names..I'll tell her mine next time..
I asked her if she wanted a certain person's name and she went..NO..
so i asked...

Midnight is the witching hour says:
if not then wat u want?
? kimberly ? says:
colby
Midnight is the witching hour says:
-_-'''
colby
? kimberly ? says:
yes
from numb3rs
Midnight is the witching hour says:
u must reli be in love
? kimberly ? says:
with?
Midnight is the witching hour says:
colby
? kimberly ? says:
no!
i find that name not very popular
i like
unlike john, michael, eric, etc etc
you know... for the same subject... there's three tutors with the name JOHN?!
Midnight is the witching hour says:
im sorry lu...not like the name is not nice...but when i see it..i keep thinking or 'corn' or 'colty'..or..'choobie'
? kimberly ? says:
nevermind
your godson's name
you call him choobie lo
Midnight is the witching hour says:
fine...
but he may not like it
? kimberly ? says:
don't care
he has to live with it
Midnight is the witching hour says:
later he accuse me of making him lose his manhood
? kimberly ? says:
choobie??
Midnight is the witching hour says:
yes
and im laughing like heck over here
? kimberly ? says:
what's so funny??
Midnight is the witching hour says:
imagining calling ur son choobie..and the look on ur husband's face
? kimberly ? says:
i don't even know the meaning of choobie
and i won't call him choobie
you go call him choobie la
i call him er zi (like how your mum call your brother)
Midnight is the witching hour says:
u told me to call him choobie'
? kimberly ? says:
well
you made the name up
Midnight is the witching hour says:
from colby wa
? kimberly ? says:
yea la
i will call him col only.. but not choobie
Midnight is the witching hour says:
hahaHA!!!
choobiiieee...
? kimberly ? says:
yea la yea la
you call him choobie la

By the way..numb3rs is a series in which mysteries are solved using mathematical methods..rather cool to watch actually..so yes..my future godson will be called Colby..or Choobie..kinda reminds me of Huibooie's pet..Coobillie..now..if Huibooie calls her daughter that..maybe Choobie and Coobillie can get together..
Ahem..so throughout that second part of the conversation..I was laughing so hard I was going to burst..my face hurts from laughing..ouchie~cramp..I mean..can't you just imagine that look of disgust on a little boy's face if you called him..'Choobie'?
Poor Choobie..I think I may have to be nice and call him Col instead...but Choobie...
X#...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!CHOOBIE!!!CHOOOOBIIIEEE~!!!no way....!!!
oh I Love my best friend...

and I tell you..that wasnt the end of the conversation..there's this little part in which we talk about methods to prevent conception..or METHOD to prevent conception..singular..not plural..the method is the one in which your Fallopian Tubes are severed and tied back..forgot what its called...Im sure vasectomy is for men..cant remember the woman's one...I was saying that I thought it was freaky...and chances are it'll go wrong...
and Kim's response..

? kimberly ? says:
aiya... what will go wrong?? nothing will go wrong...
? kimberly ? says:
what's the worse that can happen??? they tied one tube didnt tie the other one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

well..if you think of it that way...it does become quite funny..

I love rainy days..truly..I do..especially when the wind is blowing so hard that all you can hear is it whistling past you..there's a feeling of total abandon and freedom..its almost as if you can hear the voice of the wind..its AMAZING!!!..except in the case that it becomes a typhoon..ok..that I dont like at all..
There's just something strangely beautiful about the sky in varying shades of gray..and the clouds being blown into many different formations..then after that moment of eerie beauty..comes..the RAIN...which is pretty nice too..minus the thunder and lightning..

oh YEAH!!speaking of thunder and lightning..yesterday..it was raining heavily..and my sis was going to open the door to do something(i forgot what)and just as she unlocked the door,I happened to see a bright flash of lightning..and of course you know what comes next..its just a matter of time..so I said..'Oi..I don't think you want to-'I was a little too late..just as she opened the door and...BABABABABOOOOOOOM!!!!..greeted her..she shrieked and slammed the door shut..I laughed myself silly...when I finally managed to stop..I told her..'HAHAHA!!God's scolding you!!!'..and this wasnt the first time this happened to her..sometime earlier this year or last year I think..she was going to piano lesson..I was sitting at the back..half asleep...well..the car had stopped below the building where Madam Yong teaches..and Gladys was trying to get Mummy to agree to buy her something..and not giving my mum a chance to say anything..she opened the car door while saying..'You'll buy for me ok?buy ah,'she didnt wait for an answer,'thank you!!'while closing the door...the very minute the door closed..this ENORMOUS BANG OF THUNDER SOUNDED...BABABABABABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!....did I mention that the sky was dark grey and many clouds?...immediately my sister flung open the door and rushed back in the car,slammed the door and went,'Ok mummy nevermind!!I don't want you to buy it anymore!!'By that time I was nearly ill with all the laughing I was doing..HAHAHAHA...I went,rolling around the back...wahahahHAHAHAHAH!!!It was SUCH a coincidental peal of lightning,dont you think?I finally recovered enough to say..'God is angry at yooouuu!!!'before laughing again..she gave me a dirty look but didnt say anything..she opened the door very slowly and very carefully after that..she was definitely scared that there would be a second time...

ok..after the glory of such storms..there is ONE horrible consequence...the next day..when the sun goes down and the sky goes dark...we turn on our lights..when you next look out of the window,there are MILLIONS of DISGUSTING FLYING BUGS all hovering around each light..as well as all crawling around the floor...EEEEEEEEEEW....Next to spiders and ants..I hate them the most..i can see goosebumps rising on my skin now..

well..today was such a day..I was sitting on the floor,separating the clothes into two piles..the 'to be ironed' pile and the 'to be folded' pile...i realised that a few of those bugs were crawling on the floor..the next thing..i squashed them FLAT..they must have been thinking..'Oh..nice white floor..looots of light..ah beautiful life'...then I squashed them..so NICE the feeling of revenge..but more and more came..and they got larger..finally I cannot stand it anymore and migrated,leaving behind many squashed bug corpses, to the next room where thankfully.the bugs didnt follow..VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!

on a totally random last note..I just remembered that sometime ago..Kim lost one of her underwear..gray color..when it was hanging to dry I think..and she told me..the only reason I dare put it here is coz she already made it official on her blog..
She told me on msn..and this is what I told her to do,,

Midnight is the Witching Hour says
As in..go ask..'Hi...Im inspector Kimberly....im investigating a case of missing underwear..have you seen any grey underwear flying around recently..no?..seen anyone in grey underwear..no?..are YOU wearing grey underwear?...AH-HA!!I see that guilty look on your face!..You're UNDER ARREST..unless you buy me a hundred more pairs and a washing machine to wash them of course"

haha!!I cant believe the things I come up with sometimes..
Very sleepy liao...oh yea..note..I CAN FINALLY SING AND TALK WITHOUT COUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!!yes!!and I celebrated by singing the 'Elmo Song'..'Lalalala..lalalala..Elmoo Sooong...♫♫..lalalala..lalalala..Elmoo Sooong.♫♫...he made the muuusic..♫..he wrote the words..♫..this is..♫ELMOO'S SOOOONG~♫!''

NO..im not a runaway from a Mental Hospital or Bellevue..thank you very muchie~
Nights!!